To you all out there, Muah Muah Muah.
But first of all, let me share a video with you guys that Hubby made me watch that day. I swear that without RWJ commenting this video is sort of scary. But it just made me go ROFLLLLLLLLLl
So recently, I saw many photos on the net about how girls transform from ugly to DAMN PRETTY. I swear. I even have a real life example of this incident.
Yeah there is this girl I hate and then she is like UGLY. Hhaahha ( I'm so mean ) But recently I saw her photo. She had eyelashes and contacts on. Omg, can't deny that she look so much better then me ( except for the fact that she copied my hairstyle -.- )
Omg. Let me show you guys more examples.
This is like.... WHAT? The first image looks like a monkey please. I won't mind being lesbian with the 2nd one though.
The first one looks like.... Eh I am a maid that does housework. Please don't disturb me.
But actually in fact I think its trying to say " Don't say that I'm ugly I haven't put my makeup yet! "
Did this girl like pluck out all her original eyelashes?
WHUTTTTT. So big face can become so CHIO????
Think this woman looks like a maid. Sorry I really think all look like maid. But after the fucking make up, she looks like NEWS REPORTER!
See , I told you double eyelids makes a huge diff.
This person is wearing my granny's top I swear.
LOL LOL THIS PIC ABOVE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL I HATE. Just that her transformation not that BIG.
Omg. Even China ladies can be prettier than me. Following pictures are all obtained from stomp
SO AMAZING RIGHT?!
So I'll tell you how they did their face okay? I can expose all their tricks at one glance.
First, they applied like lots of foundation .
Second, conceal dark circles
Third, Big Iris contact lenses
Fourth, Double eyelids by tape or glue
Fifth, Falsies ( upper and lower lash line )
Sixth, Eyeliner on water line
Seventh, Contouring of cheeks
Eight, Sweet pink cheek bones
Ninth , Let fringe cover face
Tenth, CAMERA ANGLE FROM THE TOP
So there you have it, 10 steps to become a real pretty babe.
Omg, you know what, I feel so....... BARE on my face now.
I am going to buy double eyelid tape like seriously but I want those which are thin. Damn thin. So that I can make a crease first before applying eyeliner so it looks even.
And I might consider getting a new pair of contacts.
FALSIES IS A MUST
Last but not least, MUST BE SKINNY FACE MUST SHARP!
Lol. And everyone, I am on a diet now.
Yes I know I said it many times. But I am very determined this time. Because for every KG I lose, my hubby need to gain the exact amount of weight. HEHEHE
SO YEA SEE ME SLIM DOWN ( I HOPE I CAN )
